rolled

To be caught or pulled over by the police at high speeds or street racing

"sorry i was late bro, we got rolled doing 130 in a construction zone on the way here."

by Dan Kalny October 4, 2006

Rick Rolled

It is a common term used in some Midwestern cities for when someone new to drinking alcohol embarrasses themself in some form or another.

Wow, I cannot believe he bit the lime before taking the tequila shot. He so got Rick Rolled.

by JonnyFanny August 16, 2007

Rolled

The definition of rolled Nuts

Man that guy is rolled

He’s definitely pulling a nuts

by anonymous December 31, 2021

rolled

the condition of a woman's vag after an epic sexual encounter. Denoted by the curling of the labia, in a retracted state, while in recovery.

After glancing at her biscuit, I realized she was rolled, so I headed for the shower.

by Horace Crockett May 18, 2009

rofldoctor

A doctor taht is needed for one who laughs to hard.

Person1: Wouldn't your first clue be like, "honey, have you seen the dog?"...."Honey?"
Person2: AHAHHAH
Person1: OH GOD! omg hes laughing too hard...WE NEED A rofldoctor OVER HERE!

by J-Fed May 9, 2006

Urban-rolled

When a contributor to the Urban Dictionary discovers that their word, previously published, has since been removed without any explanation, and other same or similar words with shittier definitions are still live on the site.

Urban Dictionary published my word, but I went back the other day and it seems I got Urban-rolled.

by Fiveby5 March 9, 2009

ROFLMDAO

Acronym popularized by use in chatroom and messageboards. Linguistically ROFLMDAO is the equivelent of sneezing so hard you shit in your pants. Such acronyms are used not by the lazy but by the chronically retarded. It is unlikely that they are in all actuality: a.) rolling on the floor laughing; and b.) laughing their damn ass off.

SpikyGirl85: LOL. BTW KornSUX38 can shizzle ma nizzle.

KornSUX38: IMHO you suck!

Siren: ROFLMDAO

by John Steinback March 28, 2003