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Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.
You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.
by wwnik13 July 25, 2017
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Hey Jim, do you know how Bob spells "Wrank"; as in something that is gross and stinks. RANK, what a Nobhead............................. errrr how are you spelling Knobhead Steve?
by DMetalR February 6, 2018
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When you bitch out of something. When someone doesn’t follow through. Cancel plans!
Veronica don’t rank out on tonight’s plans.
by Tire118 February 22, 2018
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Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022
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Yeah, what!? How!? 2 and 3 are correct in the final ranking but HOW though!?
Hym "Wow! You guys can't rank things for shit! How!? How is THAT what you came up with? She's RIGHT! SHE'S RIGHT! You DON'T have any taste! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! You've failed your gender... And your race... And society as a whole... Irredeemable! And not just THIS society! ALL OF THEM! Ooooooh man! I'm heated off of that! I'm tight right now! For real! That is fucking wild! No culture! Not taste! Fucking DORKS! And you wonder why I hate everyone and am going kill you all with green goblins. Ooooohoho man. There's something wrong with you people. That's what it is. There's something fundamentally wrong with all of you. I was trying to sleep! I have to sleep for work like an hour ago amd you got me all tight off of that shit! Damn! Goddamn you!"
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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That female over there is rank, her teeth protrude from her mouth and she is as flat as a pancake.
by I-rooted-100-women January 1, 2020
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meni pise private rank 2

Meni pise private rank 2 is a sentence that a young Serbian youtuber Mihajlo Madic said when he was asked does he have prime in cs:go.
Guy 1: Mihajlo imas li prime?
Mihajlo: Meni pise private rank 2
Guy 2: Boli me kurcina, de izbaci ovog bohte
by Karakondzula January 19, 2024
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