Ranked

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raŋked/Submit
verb
1.
To perform the act of masturbation
"He said he was afk, but we all know he went to play ranked"
synonyms: Wank, Choke the chicken, flog the one eyed snake, toss, Stroke-and-go, Rubbing the rod.

"Brb guys, playing ranked"
"i need a new league account, mine got banned"

by ToyCat June 23, 2016

rank

something that smells just totally awful literally sickening wtf

That bog is filled with so much rotting liquid it smells so totally rank

by poopoogal42069 December 24, 2020

Rank Rodeo

The act of intercourse whilst holding a chick over a toilet so she can drop a massive dump. (Usually assisting in spreading cheeks)

I didn’t quite know what living was until Stacy gave me a Rank Rodeo. My legs got a little wet though...

by thatweirdoneguy1 May 7, 2021

Ranked Client

Focused but unrestricted to bedwars, a modpack for Minecraft— able to increase user experience and maximize performance simultaneously.

Hey Bob, I'm using Ranked Client!

by iPlayBedwars03 November 14, 2021

ranked teammates

the most low functioning restarted mfs you will ever see, that just sell the entire game

guy 1: dude these ranked teammates are totally selling the game
guy 2: ikr

by apollo.11 July 21, 2024

Rank spank

A term used in the game of skat(31) to show victory!

Rank spank, throw your chip in!

by Jonny D April 1, 2004

Rank

When you are having a rant about an issue, while having a wank.

I hate algorithms.Its so rubbish, no one cares! Rank over!

by Buttons87 May 14, 2010