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Customised pronouns

Unlike based pronouns like "he", "she", "it" and "they" or neopronouns from LGBTQ+, I've also created many customised pronouns that is based on the original ones.
Here's the list of my customised pronouns: Including:
Subjective / objective / possessive adjective / possessive pronoun / reflexive

thing, thing, things, things, thingself (dehumanising pronoun)
te, ter, tes, ters, terself (based on they/he/she)
two, twom, twos, twos, twoself (from "two")
ae, aem, aer, aers, aerself (based on "they")
I, Im, Ir, Irs, Irself (Based on the pronoun "I" but in third person, always capitalised)
urban, urbam, urbar, urbams, urbanself (from "urban")
dict, dim, dir, dirs, dictself (from "dict")
friend, friendem, friender, frienders, friendself (from "friend")
X, Xm, Xr, Xrs, Xrself (from the letter "X") "Xm" is pronounced as "ksim" and so on
gay, gaim, gair, gais, gayself (from "gay")
nig, nigm, nigr, nigrs, nigself (from the offensive "n-word" "nigm" is pronounced as "ni-gum"
by marcotoa October 24, 2025
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Andreo's Pronounce

An alternative term for identifying as a sigma or alpha male, suggesting superiority in various aspects, can also be associated with traits of narcissism and egotism.
You bear a striking resemblance to Andreo's Pronounce. My level of superiority matches that of Andreo's Pronounce.
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Nor/mal pronouns

A mockery joke used for make fun of the woke groups/communities and their use of pronouns

Commonly used in the past to troll people who made fun of pronouns, with the quote "It's a signal to identify closeted gay men that have a piss kink, give them support for it!" like a counterattack to the first ones
"I go by nor/mal pronouns"

Woke person:
"You are a d1ckhead! respect pronouns!"

And in the past use of if

"I use nor/mal pronouns"
Troll who agree:
"You are a gay weirdo that like men pissing on you!"
by Johan Carlson October 17, 2024
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Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.

P.s- He magically never has class.
WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!
by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023
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A meme that shows the character Two Time from the game Forsaken next to a line of text that says, “Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them.” This was probably created due to the fact that some people in the community would frequently misgender them. There is even a twitter account, @TwoTimeprns, that is based off this joke.
pinterest comment: he looks so weak my poor baby
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn
by hattrack July 20, 2025
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pornouncer

a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.
Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/
by Mnc & Lr September 10, 2007
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