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Prisoner of Xanzibar

The condition in which you are in after eating more than 2mg Xannax.
Its only 8:00 and im going to be a prisoner of Xanzibar all night.
by terrys hairy balls January 8, 2009
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Prison Cougar

An older woman who seeks a much younger man and prides herself on the fact she is "waiting" for him to be released from prison. Opposite of "jail bait".
A 55 year old worn out woman, met her 38 year old boyfriend at a NA meeting, while he was out on bail and awaiting sentecing. A "Prison Cougar" clings on to a family she just met, in desperate attempt to find some social validation, she is trying to appear young and relive her 30's as she waits for her inmate boyfriend to be freed. She graduated High School when he was 2 years old.
by loldumbex March 24, 2011
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prison sheet

A sheet or a blanket tied across the bars of the front of the cell, blocking the cell from view.
It's the only form of privacy that prisoners can get in their cells, it's most commonly employed so that the inmates can have sex with each other without an audience. Even guards respect the sheet though it's against the rules.
The prisoner tied the blanket in knots around the bars of their open cell so it acted like a curtain blocking them from view, the universal prison sign for “we’re fucking in here”. It was what they called the prison sheet.
by crimzonchyld November 23, 2013
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Google Prison

Virtual imprisonment for high-level criminals, due to the facts published online about their frauds, scams and other malfeasance. (Term invented by Catherine Austin Fitts, former FHA Secretary under George Bush Sr.)
He was never indicted or convicted, but even his great grandkids will know what a scumball he was. He'll be in Google prison forever.
by Virtual Agency September 10, 2005
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Prison Justice

An honor code amongst prisoners, this brand of justice is most always directed at Child Killers, Rapists, and Child Molesters.
Burly Black Guy 1: "Did you hear about the new guy, he's in for fucking some kids in the woods?"

Burly Black Guy 2: "Let's go show him some Prison Justice, heh heh heh."
by Anonymous1927286 February 1, 2009
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A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
by Stavr0 November 19, 2003
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prison moustache

The slightly shorter cousin of the Handlebar Moustache. Commonly worn by Ex-cons,Bikers, and Heroin Addicts. It comes down just below the edge of the lips, and can be as long as the middle chin level, but not to bottom of chin (see Handlebar Moustache)The aesthetic purpose might be to hide missing teeth,or to scare off potential employers,thus securing an unemployment check. Presence of such Moustache indicates a need to intimidate others or secret desire to be Mexican(when worn by Caucasians)
"That guy looks like a total derelict with that crappy prison moustache."
by $ovietn@m August 12, 2008
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