pervent

a percent pervert

man 1: hey its 69 finally!

man 2: eww nasty

man 1: no my music download is finally at 69%. you pervent

by jonathan92c October 28, 2008

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

pretentious

1) Trying to act smarter, more professional or generally better than one actually is; delusional of grandeur

2) See "Green Day"

1) You wanna learn Japanese? Don't be so pretentious!
What's with these crappy photographs? You're so pretentious!

2) "Punk rock is a harsh music"? Geez, quit bein' so pretentious guys.

by Psi December 18, 2005

Prevert

A young person (12 and under) who has a perverted mind but knows that his mother will kill him if he does anything like grab a chick's ass from behind.

Did you see that little prevert looking at his sister's Victoria's Secret magazine?

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$ August 27, 2009

pretentious

All British people in the world, ever.

Look at me, I'm from England, I use words like whilst and put the letter "U" in unnecessary places! I'm such a pretentious cunt!

by Ryuichi Sakamoto October 10, 2006

prevention

A synonym of contraception.

"Hey, byatch! Youse got protection on yer bling bling?"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.

"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."

by rzerobzero April 28, 2012