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clean press

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!
by Butters29890 February 15, 2017
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Febreze Press

When a dirty article of clothing is sprayed excessively in Febreeze before it is quickly dried in a Dryer.
Mike was in a hurry so he Febreze Pressed his Favorite shirt.

Ryan's dress pants were wrinkled so instead of wasting time ironing, he Febreze Pressed them.

Originated in Hillsborough
by BIG MACC June 22, 2011
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Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
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Korean Press

Pressing one's lips in a tight circular pucker while chewing food. A technique used by Mukbangers during a Mukbang video in an attempt to keep large quantities of food within the mouth. Any race/nationality can do the Korean Press; called thus because the origin of the Mukbang is Korean.
I love watching Sas ASMR! She does a perfect Korean Press!
by Rainalot_ November 16, 2019
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squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.
"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."
by Ryboe September 13, 2006
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Butter press

The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.
Dude I totally got butter pressed last night!
by Professor Thicc December 14, 2019
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press f7

A way to trick the teacher into leaving the zoom meeting.
Teacher: How do I mute all?
Steve: Press F7.
Teacher: -Leaves meeting-
Class: Parties-
Gayson: Ends meeting
by KAYDUBZZ March 30, 2020
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