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Pounding Off

To masturbate to lose those unwanted pounds.
person 1: Hector is looking thinner i wonder how he lost
all that weight?

person 2: personally i think hes been pounding off
by Horror Hey March 17, 2008
mugGet the Pounding Offmug.

Pounds up

A gambling game played which involves 2 or more people taking turns to throw their own coin against a wall. The objective being to get their pound as close to the wall as possible. Whoever gets the pound closest to the wall wins all the coins played in the game. This game is most commonly played by young people aged below 16 years with their friends.
Michael won £2 after playing Pounds up with Jacob and Jonathan.
by Street definition March 8, 2020
mugGet the Pounds upmug.

Pound the Onion

Common slang used by middle eastern men...it actually has a literal translation rather than a metaphorical one which may be imagined by non-middle eastern folks.

Refers to the massive eating frenzy's which take place amongst family and friends. Inclusive of Kabobs, Basmati Rice, & ofcourse Raw White Onions. Rice Dishes in the middle eastern culture which are accompanied by lamb, beef, chicken, and are always represented with a side of cut raw onions. Raw onions are served table side at most middle eastern restaurants alongside Lavash Bread as an appetizer.
Dude,

I'm starving for some Chelo Kabob. Its time to go Pound the Onion.
by Sherwyn February 19, 2012
mugGet the Pound the Onionmug.

earth pounds

Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun
Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings'

Market Stall Owner 'they are three of your earth pounds'
by leighann li July 5, 2008
mugGet the earth poundsmug.

lateral pounding

coming at her from the side while fucking the shit out of your girl
It wasn't from behind, it wasn't missionary either, John was straight giving her a lateral pounding
by T-B0NE July 7, 2016
mugGet the lateral poundingmug.

Pound the shrimp

by VinceV September 30, 2015
mugGet the Pound the shrimpmug.

pound the porcelain

To take a shit.

Linked to the kinetic force of your faeces striking the porcelain of the toilet.
I think I feel a grog bog coming on, I'm gunna go pound the porcelain.
by Bonesey July 19, 2010
mugGet the pound the porcelainmug.

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