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Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
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Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.
Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025
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The plumbers Union

The plumbers Union took out Joey yesterday
by Dickballs21 August 16, 2022
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Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 5, 2019
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Plumber plunged

When the girl is face down ass up. Reaches around with her hands using two fingers each to gape her vagina. The man while standing up fills her vagina with urine till over flowing. Then proceedes to insert his penis very aggressive ly into her vagina repeatedly causing splashes and if done correctly plunger noises
This girl said she was into water works so I plumber plunged her and made huge mess on her rug.
by Dick granet January 17, 2024
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Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.
I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.
by mylegalninja March 15, 2020
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