Picking up the Jewish spare 

When you get three towers with two planes.

When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.

Picking up the Jewish spare by Indigo Mandingo January 11, 2019

Picking fish bones 

Picking out the fine little details just to prove someone wrong

"ok. We have everything packed"

"We don't have the dresser packed. Or the TV. The bed is still up"
"Now your just picking fish bones"

Picking fish bones by BuckWildBurnside March 20, 2019

Pickling your poop 

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).

Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

Pickling your poop by Jurassic fatter June 7, 2019

picking violets 

Picking violets is part of the flower code for lesbians. The phrase comes from the famous poet Sappho of Lesbos (for whom the word lesbian was named) and it was thought that Sappho would give violets to the girl who she was wooing.

“all the violet tiaras,
braided rosebuds, dill and
crocus twined around your young neck” -Sappho

Picking violets:
Me: picked any violets lately?
Girl: No but maybe we can pick some together?

Me: (thinking) yay she’s gay!

picking violets by sapphosbitch July 31, 2019

picking up groceries 

Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.

The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies

picking up groceries by Doyle156 December 24, 2020

Picking up the truck from Yuma

When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.

Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”

Picking up the truck from Yuma by Balzar Danglin June 17, 2021

Picking your teeth 

When someone says they're picking someone's teeth, they're changing their mouth to get you to say something that they want you to, usually for a setup or to make them mad.

Sorry I have to study for a couple of hours.
Sounds like a lot of fun! Are you having fun?
No??
Haha yeah I'm just picking your teeth.

Picking your teeth by SirCompliments August 12, 2021