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Phonographer

Sharky is an A-class phonographer
by Sharky4439 July 29, 2024
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Pholonthopied

A word to describe the action/feeling of falling down the stairs because of an iron deficiency, the iron deficiency causing persons not being able to see.
HEEEEEEEEELP! I'VE BEEN PHOLONOTHOPIED, CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

I sure hope that Sarah doesn't get pholonthopied again.

I used to Pholonthopie, but now that I eat steak... I no longer pholonothie
by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024
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Phonolatrist

Phonolatrist (noun)
Pronounced: /ˈfəʊnəˌlætrɪst/

1. A person who obsessively uses and reveres their smartphone, almost as though it were sacred.
2. Someone who prioritizes their phone over human interaction or daily responsibilities.

Origin: Coined by Queen (Chidiebere) in 2025, combining "phone" + Greek root latrēs (worshipper).
Examples:
– “He’s such a phonolatrist, he checks Instagram before brushing his teeth.”
– “Dinner with phonolatrists is just you and a bunch of screens.”
by Queen (Chidiebere) July 17, 2025
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Phocomeliaphobia

Fear of underdeveloped limbs. (Baby Arms)

Phocomelia is a congenital condition that involves malformations of human arms and legs which result in a flipper-like appendage. A prominent cause of phocomelia is the mother being prescribed the use of the drug thalidomide during pregnancy; however, the causes of most cases are to be determined.

Occurrence in an individual results in various abnormalities to the face, limbs, ears, nose, vessels and many other underdevelopments. Although operations may improve some abnormalities, many are not surgically treatable due to the lack of nerves and other related structures.

The term is from Ancient Greek φώκη phōkē, "seal (animal)" + -o- interfix + μέλος melos, "limb" + ια -ia suffix). Phocomelia is an extremely rare congenital disorder involving malformation of the limbs (dysmelia). Étienne Geoffroy Saint-Hilaire coined the term in 1836.
Judge: "Mister Pink, why didn't you pay for your beer before exiting the store?"

Mr. Pink: "Crippling phocomeliaphobia. So, this guy wheels around the endcap with this baby arm and..."

Judge: "Say no more. Case dismissed."
by Scotchpole September 19, 2025
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Phobobophobia

I have a phobobophobia of trapping my cat in my dishwasher.
by WeirdoHereXP September 25, 2025
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Phoboswobbos

phoboswobbos | known cheater
you are like phoboswobbos
by yedderboymonker May 5, 2025
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Phoboswobbos

A stupid fucking kovaak's aim trainer user
You are a phoboswobbos
by yedderboymonker May 5, 2025
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