Period Fest

A girls night out... No boys allowed

John to his girlfriend: Hey babes what you doing tonight?
Johns girlfriend: Oh the girls and I are having a girls night out, no you cant come with us!
John: Oh so its a period fest.

by GreatOne987 May 13, 2010

Peripheral Wisdom

The ability to understand and develop possible resolutions for the problems of others around you but not your own.

My counselors life is so messed up but he helped me get mine straight, it must be peripheral wisdom.

by SmokinE December 14, 2010

Periuria

Urination at inappropriate places.

This cat has periuria.

by bradyt156 February 11, 2012

Period Run

When you're driving, and you get caught at every red light.

"Sorry I'm late, I had a period run on my way here."

by Andy and Sandy September 6, 2016

Peridemic

peridemic is another way of saying retard or idiot, you can call someone this when there mental state is angry or mad

You peridemic idiot!

by urbanaddictionary March 6, 2017

periodic zone

PERIODIC ZONE

GET IN THE ZONE. PERIODIC ZONE

IF YOU AINT STACKIN YOU SLACKIN

by PERIODIC ZONE August 28, 2017

Period

That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.

Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!

*next day*

Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH

*at the beach*

Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry

Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok

*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit

*After bathroom*

Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(

by bL0BbY BiTcH August 9, 2018