noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.
"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."
by quinndiesel January 12, 2012
Get the Spinnaker-panties mug.The awkward interaction between two excessively polite people faced with a choice. Regularly occurring in doorways, hallways, at dinner parties and occasionally on the road; it may appear as temporary paralysis, poor decision making and jerky dancing.
She held the door for him as he, in a classic case of kindness panic, held out his hand and said "After you."
On being offered the last canapé, two women overcome with kindness panic, created a terrible mess by splitting the morsel in half saying, "Let's share!"
On being offered the last canapé, two women overcome with kindness panic, created a terrible mess by splitting the morsel in half saying, "Let's share!"
by yeahsnagyeah December 1, 2013
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; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!
Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021
Get the Smelly Panties mug.The moment you realize you forgot where you parked your car in a full lot and you panic. Often happens at shopping malls, after concerts, or after long travel trips. This is magnified at airport economy lots where you have no friggin' idea where your car is parked in lot of thousands of cars.
I got back from the two week travel and had total Parking Lot Panic on the shuttle. I wandered the economy lot for over an hour dragging all my luggage looking for my car.
by Steve T in Sacramento February 15, 2010
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Get the big boy panties mug.Usually around seasonal times, bank holidays etc, people tend to buy more food products than they need even though the supermarkets will only be closed for 1-2 days.
wife - 'i must have that last tin of baked beans'
husband - 'its xmas darling when will we need baked beans? we dont want to be seen to be panic buying'
wife - 'the shops will be shut who knows?? grab it, its the last 1'
husband - argghhhhhhh!
husband - 'its xmas darling when will we need baked beans? we dont want to be seen to be panic buying'
wife - 'the shops will be shut who knows?? grab it, its the last 1'
husband - argghhhhhhh!
by fastforward December 21, 2008
Get the Panic Buying mug.Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties
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