Stench Pipe

A Stench Pipe is a dark brown, pustule filled, rear end tube much loved by the shirt lifting classes of Peckham. Originally led by the Knights of St. George, today, Britain's remaining brigade of Stench Pipers is led by Major General Sir Hew Bottomley Swill. The last remaining shirt lifting army group of the line, they form up every second Tuesday of the month on Horse Guards Parade in Woking where they are reviewed by seven gerbils and a post-operative hose pipe called Alice.

My, my, look at those gerbils as they eye up that line of stench pipes. Alice has taken a three speed and its double headed.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

Pipe Down

A uncomplicated and cutting expression, which plainly means "Shut the Fuck Up"

"My fiancee is demanding I go to bed before 12"

"Tell the bitch to pipe down..."

by MikeWain October 19, 2008

Soul Pipe

When a big black cock is giving anal to a white girl.

Hey bitch! Take that Soul Pipe.

by Skeetniggah February 3, 2009

Sherlock Pipe

A long and semi-thick shit that shoots out of the rectum so quick that it hits the back of the bowl at a high rate of speed causing the turd to bend into the shape of Sherlock Holmes' pipe. Very common in public and office bathrooms which contain small amount of water in a sitting toilet bowl.

"I went to drop a log in the men's room but Paul Mahoney left a Sherlock pipe floating above the water line!"

by thewildeydruid September 14, 2012

snowball pipe

Take a perfectly sticky snow and compact it very tightly in between your hands until you have a tight and round ball (about the size of an apple). Make sure it's hard as a rock. Then, poke one hole in the back and two in the sides. The hole on the top is meant for weed and one hole in the side is meant for sucking and the other hole is your carb. Light up!

We made a killer snowball pipe on the chairlift today!

by A.Bomb & Lil Deets April 7, 2009

scat pipe

Another term for turd cutter, or the sphincter. Rectum, butthole, etc.

Those jalapenos lit my scat pipe on fire.

by Qel E June 22, 2007

clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011