Exhaust Pipe

Fellatio performed on a male when he is bent over and has his genitals tucked between his legs, pointing straight backwards. This allows the person performing this act to get a face full of butt while blowing the male and the male can expell any and all bodily fluids and odors behind him onto the person performing the act. Which fluids and odors expelled are up to personal preference with none also being an option.

Why is our neighbor bent over the couch? Probably getting ready to give his wife the ol' exhaust pipe fix.

by MacFlak January 5, 2018

Pipe Down

A uncomplicated and cutting expression, which plainly means "Shut the Fuck Up"

"My fiancee is demanding I go to bed before 12"

"Tell the bitch to pipe down..."

by MikeWain October 19, 2008

scat pipe

Another term for turd cutter, or the sphincter. Rectum, butthole, etc.

Those jalapenos lit my scat pipe on fire.

by Qel E June 22, 2007

snowball pipe

Take a perfectly sticky snow and compact it very tightly in between your hands until you have a tight and round ball (about the size of an apple). Make sure it's hard as a rock. Then, poke one hole in the back and two in the sides. The hole on the top is meant for weed and one hole in the side is meant for sucking and the other hole is your carb. Light up!

We made a killer snowball pipe on the chairlift today!

by A.Bomb & Lil Deets April 7, 2009

Soul Pipe

When a big black cock is giving anal to a white girl.

Hey bitch! Take that Soul Pipe.

by Skeetniggah February 3, 2009

Sherlock Pipe

A long and semi-thick shit that shoots out of the rectum so quick that it hits the back of the bowl at a high rate of speed causing the turd to bend into the shape of Sherlock Holmes' pipe. Very common in public and office bathrooms which contain small amount of water in a sitting toilet bowl.

"I went to drop a log in the men's room but Paul Mahoney left a Sherlock pipe floating above the water line!"

by thewildeydruid September 14, 2012

clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011