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Aero-Excretory Phobia

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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Rack-no-phobia

Man, I'm scared we'll smash all the gear before the party

Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun
by BigggggT May 29, 2020
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Daylight Phobia

The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.

Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.
Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.
by DD-N October 27, 2011
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ohgodnomoreabsurdmemes-phobia

Known as antimeme-phobia where people would freak out or even have a stroke after seeing/hearing a meme.
Kate: Oh John look at that stop sign its a bit SUSsy isnt it?
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*
by PapaJohnsTheReaLONE October 7, 2022
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Phobia

A high fear of something, Maybe irrational or comes from experience.
Person #1: Hey dude, since your birthday is coming up, I'd like to avoid anything that scares you. What's your phobia?

Person #2: I have Globophobia. I'm just scared of balloons popping.

Person #1: Alright, thanks.
by RobloxAddicted March 12, 2023
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Ninah phobia

It is a severe phobia were u are scared of nanihing
I have Ninah phobia
by Thatsimpingkid January 4, 2021
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Bio-phobia

Bio-phobia is the fear of Biology (the subject). It causes extreme reluctance in person to attend biology lectures and tests. It can be caused due to bad professors or teachers or continuously poor performance in tests. This may cause bright students who excel at other subjects to be dog shit at this subject.
Sanjana developed Bio-phobia after she failed the biology midterm exam.
by Mymanisonaconsole April 13, 2022
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