Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.

The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.

by Jerry February 9, 2005

high-hat

To "high-hat" one is 1) to scorn the individual, to demonstrate open disdain. 2) to melodramatically display lack of interest. 3) to be pompous; escpecially, to dismiss.

"Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’ maid says the reason you were buried in an unmarked grave is you high-hatted the people of Eatonville. You were uppity."

by John Spencer Yantiss December 30, 2005

scoop hat

A hat worn by someone with “dog” in their made up nickname

That guy over their ribs wearing a scoop hat how gay

by Mashedhellspawn March 14, 2022

Willy-hat

A cute word for condom.

Don't be a prat, wear a willy-hat!

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 6, 2005

hat rape

when to hats rub up against each other pervertedly

hat rape, but for hats

by mental issues February 22, 2013

Sad Hat

The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.

Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.

by Taintamount December 2, 2016

dish hat

An object used to cover the remains of your leftover food when you don't want the cook to know you hated it.

When you put your friend's empty plate upside down over your full plate, resulting in concealed wasted food.

"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."

"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"

"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"

"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"

by Brett Christie Windsor October 1, 2012