Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.

Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

average blackie height

6'1 1/2

this average blackie height is 6'1 1/2

by SoldNiggaTTV July 14, 2022

Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Yeah, it's pretty goofy.

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

The Average Shinnie

The average Shinnie, used to refer to the typical Shinji Ikari (NGE) kinnie.

Emma (Shinnie): I am not a Shinnie! ☹️ *accuses someone else of being a Shinnie*

Chad: The average Shinnie response

by npc_ January 11, 2023

Average weight

Not skinny or fat

No I'm Average Weight

by 459395 March 11, 2022

Average titty committee

A committee full of girls who aren’t big boobie Betty but they also not flat Francesca JADA!

Girl 1- I’m apart of the average titty committee!

Girl 2- What’s that?
Girl 1- Look it up

by Anna Lluve November 12, 2019