STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.

"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."

by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023

Exit Stage Left

It is time to leave. To Go. Onward, Forward

Guys, people are throwing beers, exit stage left.

by EricTheRed1313 September 9, 2022

The 6th Stage of Grief

The extremely rare 6th Stage of Grief, Horny, is when someone begins feeling sexual pleasure from a once deeply saddening event. Examples of this include: Coping mechanisms, mourning, facebook groups.

Person 1: "I thought Matt was over Joanne's passing, but then he accidentally emailed me a photoshopped picture of him piping her..."
Person 2: He must be going through The 6th Stage of Grief

by LotesaKoce March 2, 2022

Last Stage of Death

The true meaning of the acronym LSD. Anyone who has had a bad experience with LSD knows this.

I took a four way hit of acid and thought I would never come back. It was like the Last Stage of Death.

by wichita August 5, 2006

stage seven clinger

above stage six clinger, the girl who's virginity was taken by you and wont give up the fact that the relationship wont ever exist, yet she tries to be friends with every girl you try to hook up with and won't leave you alone

m: yo bro, your girl is creepin me out

j: yeah i know bro, she is a straight stage seven clinger

by brobrohoe May 9, 2011

Stage Six Clinger

A member of the opposite sex that has become overly attached, overly fast, despite barely having made your acquaintance. There is no hope.

What do you mean she has sent 10 texts over 6 days that you have not replied to ?!?! You must be joking!!! She sounds like a stage six clinger!

by dress pants and wife beater August 20, 2014

Humpty stage 4

Totally fucked.

Reference to the last line of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

'We have a Humpty stage 4 in progress. Nothing's gonna happen soon.'

'What the fuck have you done to your house?! Man this is Humpty stage 4 shit.'

'Everyone's just got back from being out last night and it looks like they're all at Humpty Stage 4.'

by Mr Evil 2 December 19, 2012