Lil Ole Jennie

Lil Ole Jennie is one of the most innocent people you will get to meet.

However, they are not only innocent but beyond wonderful. They have great taste in games, people, and everything in general. You will never meet someone like Lil Ole Jennie.

Person 1: Have you heard of Lil Ole Jennie?!?!

Person 2: The person who drools over fictional men, and demons?

Person 1: No, you must've got them confused with another person.

by exulcnis June 25, 2021

The ole fingerbag

The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much

Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!

by demonblaster March 14, 2009

The Ole Wally Musgrove

When you have to fight a bull dike during a threesome to get to the lipstick chick .....

Last night I had to give the Indigo Girls the Ole Wally Musgrove to get to Mick Jagger''s wife ...

by Big T- McG March 24, 2010

The Ole' Soroky

The multitask of taking a dump on the toilet and puking in the sink at the same time.

After coming home from the bars, we opened the bathroom door and found Jim doing The Ole' Soroky.

As I opened the bathroom door, I found shredded underwear on the floor, and Tanaka doing The Ole' Soroky.

by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

Tig Ole' Biddys

Another way of saying "Big Ole' Tiddys"

"Hey, have you seen my hot girlfriend? She has some Tig Ole' Biddys!"

by D.Longino May 26, 2008

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

tired ole road cooze

biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.

Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.

Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.

by DR61009001 August 2, 2008