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farmin' a nug

The phrase "farmin' a nug" is most commonly used when a gnarly shit is slowly creeping out of your asshole due to frequent ranch consumption.
Eric Andre: Yo milado you comin down to the quad later.
Me: No Eric.
Eric Andre: I'm straight farmin' a nug right now.
Me: Eric you have a problem.
Eric Andre: Your being mad narcyleptic right now, anyways I'm gonna chase some cherokee chicks on the trail of beers if you know what I mean.
Me: How did you get inside my house.
by Notromkcorht April 14, 2020
mugGet the farmin' a nugmug.

The War Nug

A sexual positioning to where a woman mounts an incredible large man, and rides him off into the sunset.
“Judy and I are gonna do The War Nug tonight.”
by EenigmaA August 9, 2018
mugGet the The War Nugmug.

nug draft

When multiple people pick up a bag of weed and then divide it. A nug draft is performed by dumping the weed on a table, and then each person picking nugs to be on their team. It's considered the fairest way to divide weed without using a scale.
Tim with a bag of weed: "Yo lets split this bag of weed. I'll dump out some on the table for you"
Alex : Nah dude we have to do a nug draft so you don't screw me."

If you feel like you got shorted in a mug draft, it's your own damn fault for picking a shitty team.
by drunkenirishman27 May 8, 2016
mugGet the nug draftmug.

greasy nugs

The chicken nuggets that are so greasy and so cheap that they are the highpoint of your day.
Guy 1"Hey man, how's your day going?"
Guy 2"It was shit but I got my greasy nugs now and there's two extra for free"
Guy 1 "Damn you live a sad depressing life"
by greenpiglet October 4, 2013
mugGet the greasy nugsmug.

dino nugs

chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs. originally designed in the 1800s, dino nugs have been a staple in most meals of the 19th century. however, they were very unsafe, and contained tons of unsafe materials. therefore, dino nugs were banned in 1854. Nowadays, dino nugs are illegally sold in black markets and shady alleys in New York USA.
"I sure do love me a good basket of dino nugs." - words of a crippling addict that recently died of cardiac arrest
by twentypoundsofchickenlegs September 5, 2017
mugGet the dino nugsmug.

topper nug

the dankest nug of a new sac that you leave out to smoke first
You: Did you leave out the topper nug to smoke first?
Friend: Yes
You: Lets smoke it.
by weeder9811 April 18, 2013
mugGet the topper nugmug.

Cali nug

(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.
"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"

White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"
by HippedToast August 11, 2017
mugGet the Cali nugmug.

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