Mock Block

to call a friend out on what he/she is going to sarcastically respond before they are able to do so.
Like the term famously known as 'cock block,' a 'mock block' brings a friend down, and he/she is not able to make a crappy comment because they have already been called out.
by dfwmary March 03, 2010
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fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.
Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!
by jjt3hii August 30, 2010
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DO NOT BLOCK

Somthing you see on emergency exit doors or on signs on the road.
Emergency Exit Sign: Emergency Exit "DO NOT BLOCK"
by schizo_valdik October 03, 2019
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Thot block

When a thot is trying to get with you and you curve her.
Josh: Stacy was trying to get all in my pants last night
Dave: shes such a slut did you thot block her
Josh: of course no one wants sloppy seconds
by Saprano125 November 09, 2017
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Block Man

The opposite of a wing man. Someone who goes out to intentionally keep a friend from hooking up with an undesirable partner.
Bro you were so being a wing man last night when I needed you to be a Block man.
by luckstar44 May 11, 2009
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Jar Blocking

When an individual keeps trying to insert themselves into a conversation when two marines are talking
Carmen can you stop jar blocking Nate?
by kennykay March 27, 2012
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Pantie Blocked

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.
"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"
by BitchYouSemenDreamin April 19, 2011
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