by Gorligirl February 06, 2018
The result of a male engaging in coitus with a female whilst menstruating, removing his penis (which is coated in her menstrual cocktail) from her vagina and striking her face with it. This leaves what has been labeled a "Norwegian Face Tattoo" -a phallic, bloody imprint upon a female's face.
"Bro, that bitch was totally on the rag, but DTF, so I pulled out and totally gave her a Norwegian Face Tattoo. It was bad-ass but she was not pleased."
by Maxypad9 May 29, 2012
I made up a word that sounds like it's from Urban Dictionary, it's called the "Norwegian TIght Rope"
by Barbara_Fraun October 16, 2019
When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.
I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.
by I’m not Brandon June 04, 2018
by norwegianbrushhog July 11, 2023
When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.
by cumbeast26 October 18, 2022
An ancient Norwegian competition where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled
by Shinnypickle24 November 17, 2016