nonsensicalculated

(adj.) - Being nonsensical, but in a purposeful manner. A nonsensicalculated person would appear to speak meaninglessly, but would actually be speaking to a specific end. However, this end need not be consciously known; further, there are no rigid schemata by which one might discern ex post facto whether a person is being nonsensicalculated for a moral or enlightened purpose (as in the case of a court jester or comedian) or for a cunning or malicious purpose (as in the case of a charismatic charmer running a Ponzi scheme): therefore, determining whether one is nonsensicalculated in a benevolent or a malevolent fashion requires a degree of faith.

Yorick, Glenn Beck, Lisa Lampanelli, Bernard Madoff, and Friedrich Nietzsche are all nonsensicalculated, but all to profoundly different degrees and ends. A good method of determining whether one is being nonsensicalculated to a moral end is to ask yourself: Does this person make me laugh?

by ephemeralibi July 17, 2011

Noobsaki

This is used for someone named Kosaki who can be referenced as a noob, someone bad at someone, new to something or in general a terrible person.

"Kosaki: I'm So Cool!"
"Samovar: No You're Not Noobsaki!"

by Samovar April 1, 2021

nonsexual crush

an attraction to someone of the same sex for reasons unrelated to sex

Gaurav has a nonsexual crush on Michael Vick.

by Tim Jones February 18, 2004

nonstoppers

wheels that when you come to a stop, they just keep on spinning.

Yo dawg, fo shizzle,...deems bitches just keep on trickin foo!

by matt-aka-albino June 8, 2003

nonshalent

definition: not caring about lent

backround: derivitive the word non shalant meaning not caring, blended with the word lent, the christian holiday lasting 40 days before easter.

Hey did you here about Brian? He goes to a catholic school and he's nonshalent.

by Brian Sweeney January 14, 2005

nonsentical

Term used by Eastern Europeans (who usually don't know english well, but like to show off) to display their false claims of sufficiently speaking english.

'yuo are so nonsentical today lollllllllllll'

by Julia March 2, 2005

nonsbian

catch-all term for identities that erase lesbians.

"nonsbian" refers to non-binary lesbians (also called enby lesbians or ensbians), he/him lesbians (also called hesbians), and they/them lesbians (also called theysbians).

linda: i'm tired of all the nonsbians invading the lesbian community

maggie: me too :(

by catsappu April 3, 2021