An anecdote that has the setup of a joke (background info, character introductions), but as it goes on, it is revealed to be an anecdote, usually ending in a serious or somber way; can be described as a form of dark humor in some cases.
A man has a dream where a gorilla steals his banana. He tells his wife about his strange dream. She ignores him completely and goes back to sleep. The man rolls over, and he cries as he realizes his marriage is in shambles. (This is an example of a non-joke)
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Get the non-christian mug.Somebody who when mentioned in a famous person's life story on Wikipedia will not contain a hyperlink to their own page, as they are not significant enough to be viewed.
Ike Ibeabuchi then fought his next opponent called Ismael Garcia. He is a non-linker for those looking for information on him.
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Get the Non-gamer mug.Adj. To actively not be a total dick. The antonym to "You're a dick". Can be used to describe the ever so rare "decent man", women and members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Habitually used to compliment one's personality.
He was a total non-peen, which is surprising because he's cis, white and a man!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!
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Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.
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Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..
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