I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

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You could run me over and i'd still say thank you

To say that they could do anything to you and you'd still say thank you because you love them too much.

"Colby Brock, you could run me over and I'd still say thank you. He is so hot."

by laurensenx August 3, 2019

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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

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I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.

I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."

by clearblood June 7, 2021

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Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

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nah I'd win

was said by satoru gojo before fighting the king of curses ryomen sukuna

**Gojo does not win**

yuji: "Sensei, whos stronger between you two"

Gojo: "hmm if sukuna regained all his strength then it'd be a tad difficult"

yuji: "would you lose?"

"nah i'd win"

by Jujutsukaisenfan1234 December 25, 2023

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