To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).
Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”
The tight, long necked cunt.
Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”
The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
Get the Nigelmug. Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024
Get the Nigelmug. a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.....mug. by user45756278646563 November 2, 2023
Get the Nigelmug. A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.
B: You are such a Nigel.
by Lnmb January 6, 2019
Get the Nigelmug. The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude
Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.
by George7788 January 10, 2025
Get the Nigelmug. The name of a handsome boy, who is easy to talk to and likes to joke around.
A Nigel may act nonchalant but deep down is quite chalant and has many feelings.
A Nigel may act nonchalant but deep down is quite chalant and has many feelings.
Why is Nigel so nonchalant??
by DDdreadhead August 7, 2025
Get the Nigelmug.