ned

Non - Educated - Delinquent

Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
by kazeeem December 22, 2022
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Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.
Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.
by DickLips11 September 13, 2020
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1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)
get 1'ned you nn dog sit
by zerohvh December 2, 2020
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Pulling a Ned

When you assume you've been invited to an event despite not actually being on the guest list.
"Dude, why did Tom come to your birthday party on Saturday?"
"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."
by LionsandGophers October 4, 2011
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Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.
I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!
by Kolor4ever June 10, 2020
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Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.
by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022
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Ned Slanders

A group of individuals who have your nuts on their chin and will tap into your accounts to drag your name to hell and back to humiliate and ruin your reputation
Darn bro that's a ned slanders for sure

Yeah dude they love gossiping
by WahDuhFaaah April 21, 2024
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