where's the feet

PG version of "WTF" or "what the fuck?!"

*Four midgets riding a baby elephant through Central Park.*

Casual Observer: ...where's the feet?!

by dubhead August 31, 2007

cheese feet

a pair of smelly feet owned by a little young girl

get those cheese feet of me

by astro donger May 08, 2005

sex feet

A painful injury sustained by women during sex resulting from the repeated rubbing of the tops of the feet on the couch as she rides. Oftentimes skin is removed as the injury is sustained, leaving a red patch on the top of the woman's foot, which she will subsequently lie about to cover up the true nature of the injury so as not to be embarassed when she has to go to the doctor or something similar.

" Man my sex feet really hurt from that hot bath I took last night!!!"

by supremehighlander July 19, 2006

mom's feet

The sexy toes, soles and feet of a mature woman, usually on public display.

Fred could not keep his eyes off his best friend's mom's feet. She always kept them up on a couch when he came over and he desperately wanted to cum on them.

by gringo3 October 20, 2007

Feet Hug

When two people sitting opposite from each other wrap each others toes around the other persons toes

Awww feet hug!

Awwwziez you wrapped your toes around my toes. That's a feet hug!!

When we're laying in bed it's easy to do a feet hug!

by ziez May 31, 2012

turbo feet

A person who is very persistent to get you to do something; often nags.

Person 1 - "HEY PASS ME THE BONG MAN! WHERES THE LIGHTER? PASS ME THE LIGHTER! DLKGJDLKGJLALKFGJADLK"
Person 2 - "easy there, turbo feet"

by SkunksShedParty October 21, 2013

Catch these feet

When you going to fight someone, but you're better and running away instead.

"Hey! You about to catch these hands!"
"Oh yeah! And you about to catch these feet!"

*Runs away

by That Kid 0701 April 19, 2017