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Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.
Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.
by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021
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mouse on a tramp

Spread your ballsack wide and then flop your cock up and down, like a mouse on a trampoline.
Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.
by Aug dawg November 24, 2013
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micky mouse

Hitting someone with your pistol in gears of war.. stunning them and then hitting them again, downing them..
I hate when noobs micky mouse my ass!
by Derek Hasanoglu February 21, 2008
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kicked mouse

A mouse that has been brutally kicked, or your average annoying male
Ugh it's him again he's such a kicked mouse.
Oh my god I just found a kicked mouse on the floor!
by raindrop_0822 September 22, 2018
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Twerpy Mouse

n. slang 1. A playful term used to describe a small framed female who often does not think before acting, but instead, and most often, acts and reacts on pure impulse without rhyme or reason.
(as she walks directly into a bedroom wall that has been there for years,) "Robin... That wall has been there for years. Why did you just walk into it? You're such a twerpy mouse."
by TwerpyMouseRobin March 10, 2009
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mouse potato

Someone who often allows a small electronic device, a computer mouse, to substitute for interaction with the real world.
My friend seldom bothers to answer his phone any more...too much effort, he says...he's turned into a real mouse potato with his like-minded Twitter and Facebook friends..
by colonelmars August 11, 2009
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Mouse tail

When smoking cannabis and one person throws an entire nug in for a pack. because the nug is still attached to the stem, the stem will stick out the bowl, resembling a mouse tail. To some, it results in a better all around hit or a total and complete waste.
"Yo man is it my turn to pack?"
"Yeah bro, just mouse tail it, throw in the whole nug"


"Check out that mousetail"
by mikeamil August 12, 2008
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