Moist Banana

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram

“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”

by Moist Banana1234 June 25, 2019

Moist Maggie

Sticking a pre-moistened finger in someone’s nose.

Like a wet Willy

Bob moved in to give Bill a Wet Willy but he called an audible and went for the Moist Maggie.

by Xavierlives June 12, 2018

moist frocket

A moist frocket is a very very moist vagina. As a vagina is in the front and is a pocket and all vaginas are moist AF!!!

I went home and tongue punched that moist frocket!!!

by Hairypeters December 3, 2017

moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into

Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie

by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007