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Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure
Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!
by tyqwer June 11, 2018
mugGet the Missouri Pleasuremug.

Rolla, Missouri

Joint I travelled thru on a road trip to Oklahoma City. All I remember about it is that there was trees on the side of the highway.
by CrossingTheFrenchBorder July 28, 2023
mugGet the Rolla, Missourimug.

Clever Missouri

Clever missouri: A hick filled town where you go to...clear your thots.
Carl: Stan just went to clever to clear his thots. Sure hope he is vaccinated!

Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
by Eatme2 May 16, 2020
mugGet the Clever Missourimug.

Missouri marshmallow

When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.
“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow
by Capt. KW June 17, 2025
mugGet the Missouri marshmallowmug.

The Missouri StenchPit

The act of shitting into somebody’s armpit and licking it dry.
Joseph: Yoo Edon wanna do a The Missouri StenchPit

Edon: Yes but I wanna be the shitee okay

Joseph: Alright time too shit on your pits
by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021
mugGet the The Missouri StenchPitmug.

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
mugGet the missouri candy cornmug.

Missouri

The one state in the US that allows a 20&14 year old to have sex with eachother.
When andy was 20 he had sex wiyh arleen who was 14, but he shockingly didn't get arrested, cuz in missouri when you're younger than 21, you can have sex with someone down to 14, but when you're 21, the younger person has to be 21.
by Sam d. May 26, 2020
mugGet the Missourimug.

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