by Mumps6667 January 23, 2023
Get the Miranda Milf mug.Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023
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Seemingly intelligent, motherly looking type, appears devoted to those around her, who over time (so long as you have not been trapped in her snare and brain washed into falling for her,) you will begin to see the manipulitve, conniving, step on anyone who gets in her way she-beast who she really is. She has no real "girlfriends" only partners in crime,
and those who fail to see that they are being viley used for her come ups will end up paying for their crimes, as well as hers. Those sad souls who have been trapped are doomed to a life of repeated let downs, heartache, and in the end after many have been scarred mentally & emotionally there will be only few who can withstand the abuse unleashed upon them, all of who will in fact be males.
and those who fail to see that they are being viley used for her come ups will end up paying for their crimes, as well as hers. Those sad souls who have been trapped are doomed to a life of repeated let downs, heartache, and in the end after many have been scarred mentally & emotionally there will be only few who can withstand the abuse unleashed upon them, all of who will in fact be males.
by Maniacal Miranda survivor January 15, 2024
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by HandyMandyHoBag April 11, 2023
Get the Miranda mug.Miranda is a gorgeous and beautiful girl. She’s one of the brightest souls you’ll ever met and so kind. She’ll always find a way to brighten your day and make it better. She’s one of the funniest people out there and one of the sweetest too. If you’re lucky enough to get into her circle you’ll really see the positive effect she has on others and how much the people she surrounds herself with love her. Miranda is truly perfect.
by ChrisTBR November 21, 2023
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