Middle School 

A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."

Or to sugar coat it for them

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"

Middle School by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 21, 2023

Middle School 

torture, prison, stinky, worst part of life

I hate Middle school

Middle School by gqafjiualfrnhc May 11, 2023

middle school 

A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.

Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)

middle school by PrankDevil June 21, 2023

Middle School 

A hell that is for 2-3 years. Said it is better in an Urban and Suburban area that Rural places.
The popular kids are dumb scumbags who dress like they walked out of a porno and the unpopular kids are overweight and wear glasses.

It should be noted all history teachers are alcoholics that put on a PragerU Kids video in the Fucking 8th grade. The gym teachers are molesting the popular kids and the Math Teacher is depressed as she watches local scumbag masterbate to a photo of her.

Don’t worry, this will only happen when the school makes you eat expired food because they’re too broke to afford good food, but can afford a dance.

Do you remember me from Middle School? 7th grade 3rd period English?
Yes! I underwent years of therapy to forget all of it!

Middle School by Bella the princess November 2, 2023

Middle school 

Where kids think they’re grown for learning how babies are made

Middle school child: I know how babies are made
Underpaid staff: 😐

Middle school by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

Middle school 

Idk middle school doesn't exist in australia

Middle school?

Middle school by Inni84 March 23, 2024

Middle School

Another word for a battleground. One of the hardest places to move through in the world, if you manage to get inside alive. Filled to the brim with annoying-ahh kids that can't shut up. Never approach a middle school without an escape plan.

"Oh gosh, that place is worse than a middle school!"

"Man, middle school traumitized me."
Guy 1: "I love middle school!"
Guy 2: "You also love bombs though."
Guy 1: "Same thing."

Middle School by Cricket-noises November 18, 2025