Marthamay_who

The simpiest simp ever. Truly a simp for all other simps to be jealous of.

Skyler: Stop simping for me
Tim: It's Marthamay_who she has a 99% simprate

by Skyler the Simp November 2, 2020

Martha the beautiful

She is amazing, kind and smart. She will always pick the weebs to be her boyfriend and is currently dating Murray. She loves him very much even known he hangs around with his friends more then her, Especially Hannah and Isla B. She is amazing and pretty and the best person ever you should be friends with a girl called Martha.

Love Martha the beautiful a lot because she has abusive parents. Donate £200 a month to help children in need like Martha x

by person who writes definoitonss December 23, 2020

Merch-Perving

When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.

"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"

by Padaddy April 12, 2021

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros is a women who is strong and supportive. Enjoys nature all lot and loves the color red.

PERSON1: You know Martha Guadalupe Cisneros
PERSON2: YESS
PERSON1: I LOVE HER

by CoCoLeo May 9, 2021

Martha Stewart

I fucked her side piece Emma Watson

P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart??
Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

martha moment

When you are about to kill someone and they inadvertently stop you by mentioning the name of your mother causing you a complete breakdown and to lose the fight

Alan: I can’t believe Batman didn’t kill Superman just because their moms happen to have the same name.

Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.

by ImShedding May 15, 2021

Martheena

Martheena is a Fabulous woman who loves all things pink. A true Fashionista!

Martheena's fashion sense is divine!

by LadyAgshire October 27, 2021