Mermaids Flannel

The term reserved for a woman with a very, very wet fanny.

"Her chuff is as wet as a mermaids flannel!

by Cunty B February 23, 2009

MerkMania

(verb) a location where you get all your merk gear and merk accessories.

"Whats good lil nigga", "whats poppin with those black gloves?"
"Oh yeah, you like those... I got them at the MerkMania!"

by ChaiseCheree April 11, 2009

mermaid lick

When the woman, after feeling her orgasm, cums and the males face is there to lick it and 'play around' with his tounge. Her legs instantly snap shut like a mermaids tail and she is unable to walk.

Jim was giving amy the time of her life. She just orgasmed and then he gave her a mermaid lick. He died later that evening

by Poopypooyown June 25, 2014

Mermo

A young hot male mermaid

"For Halloween, Jerry is putting on a fish tail and going as a mermo."

by Wallace the duck November 18, 2016

Mermiricorn

A mythical creature that is half mermaid, half vampire, half unicorn, and extremely poor at math.

Emmy: Well poo, that "mermire" entry is from 2005 and we sit here thinking we had a revolutionary idea.
Seth: Okay, but has anybody invented a mermiricorn yet?

by sradner November 22, 2016

mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.

Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.

by randompersonlol29 March 2, 2017

Mermicorn Pussy

The Cross Between Unicorn Pussy 🦄 And Mermaid Pussy 🧜🏽 ♀️ . It’s The Rarest Of Its Kind ! Know For Cosumining Your Mind And Life Almost Like Compulsion Except You Do It On Your Own . “ That Make You Fall In Love “

“Me & My Girlfriend Finally Had Sex , & It Was Magical ☺️ She Got Mermicorn Pussy Dude , I Think She’s The One 🤭”

by Asher_21 May 27, 2018