Matthew

Hes gay thinks youger girls like him but they fucking hate him, and watches tons of porn like squirting vagina, black tits , and naked boobs.HE WACKS IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALSO MAKES TONS OF WEIRD FACES.

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Matthew by YEAGER BOMBS June 28, 2011

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Matthew

Matthew is an amazing person and is the absolute best.If he is in love with someone he will do whatever it takes for them to stay together and he has humor.He is confident and brave so he will protect you.he is good for emotional support when it is needed and has good taste in music!he is kind and will defend anyone and he hates when people are sad because he prefers them to be happy.matthew is also cute and adorable at times and his personality is wonderful.he is the best person that can come into your life.sometimes he is rude but only when you worry him and he can always make you smile at any time.that's who matthew is!

Matthew is the absolute best person ever

Matthew by -Human- February 25, 2021

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matthew

A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents

Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world

Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world

Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*

THE END

matthew by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017