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Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).
Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens
by rodri-1 November 24, 2021
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Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
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Mariana Martinez

If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes
boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez

boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway

boy1: you know it

Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you

*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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Melanie Martinez

melanie martinez is a singer, songwriter, actress, and director

she has made 3 albums (crybaby, k-12, portals) and 4 eps (dollhouse ep, crybaby's extra clutter, afterschool ep)

facts:

1. she's very pretty

2. she has amazing music
by SaturnEditz July 28, 2023
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