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Marley

A curly headed goofball. The best at being mean and doesn’t really care what people think about him. And can cheer yu up
I swear marley is a funny person
by Vixuiz November 22, 2021
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Marley

Dating back to 1760 a genetic marvel would accrue where males under the man Marley would be born with a higher intelligence than a regular homosapien, more hardened muscles and a gigantic pair of testicles and large penis, (scientifically proven to be on average 12 to 18 cm larger than other homosapiens not called Marley). They are also known to be rather rich however due to there impeccable intelligence they would rather save there money for the future or donate it to close companions rather than spending it all for themselves. A rival to the Marley is the Mathew (noted: not to be confused with the Matthew) any Mathew within the area of a Marley will trigger the Marley to act out in violent spurs of rage, especially if the said Mathew is above 5ft 2, However apart from this the Marley is rather docile and will not bother to harm any others he deems weaker than themselves.
Marley tends to have a fat cock.
Marley is an amazing person
by WGR3Q5HE54R November 23, 2021
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bong marley

Smoking a bong (either alone or with friends) while listening to Bob Marley's music.
Friend: "Dude, that bong marley yesterdax was sick af!"
by big mari-o September 20, 2020
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Marley

a set 8 pig who thinks urban dictionary is the same as goggle.
Marley you set 8 stop being dumb
by ksiwannabe September 30, 2020
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Marley

A girl with depression who dresses a little goth but has a bleeding heart of gold. She’s a little emotional but more loyal than Hachi the dog after his owner passed away. She has a phat ass and is prone to crying, but is very funny and has an amazing smile.
Person 1: Wow, her smile is so pretty despite her wearing all black.
Person 2: I bet her name is Marley. Let’s ask!
Person 1: Hello, what’s your name?
Marley: Marley!
by buggy53 July 30, 2023
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Marley Jordan

Hey, have you heard that Marley Jordan is streaming Celeste tomorrow?
by Sasha445444 June 3, 2025
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Marley burger

by Shayla parrell March 31, 2023
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