Urmomsdild's definitions

Marley

Marley is like a car alarm that goes off at 3am and won’t stop. The smell of a shit that lingers in the bathroom marinating in the warm sun. And finally a Marley is my baby mama who won’t stop asking for child support money.

Damn Marley is asking me to feed the kids again. Don’t ever marry a Marley.

by Urmomsdild November 26, 2021