Mermaid

Another name for “cunt”

“You’re such a stupid mermaid (cunt)”

by anonymous February 7, 2024

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Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022

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Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.

Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!

by Texaskris December 23, 2023

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Fickle Mermaid

The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters

Cynthia Nixon is really pulling a fickle mermaid with the people of New York

by AnWIlliamson June 2, 2018

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Mermaidation

A synonym for temptation.

To fall in mermaidation to steal something. Feel mermaidated to ask someone something.

by Voidflash November 8, 2019

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Mermaid

Trucker slang for a DOT enforcement agent specializing in commercial vehicle enforcement. So named because they are cunts with scales that try to ruin your day

Careful man there’s a mermaid on the off ramp

by A4490 September 15, 2021

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