Mermaid

Another name for “cunt
You’re such a stupid mermaid (cunt)”
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Mermaid

1) A mythological creature with the upper body (usually from the waist to head) of a woman and a fishtail instead of legs.
2) A female professional swimmer (usually for water ballet)
3) An extremely gorgeous woman who oozes sexuality while making it clear she's unavailable.
By wrapping their legs with a scale embroidered blanket and adding fin like decorations, a cute lady can make herself seems like a mermaid.
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Mermaid

Swinger lifestyle. A married female who is allowed to play with others without her husband present.
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Transport Inspector:
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.

Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.

The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
1. The Mermaids are out setting up the weighbridge.
2. Pads are hot and the mermaids are calling
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Mermaid

A female merperson. A mythical female spirit with the upper-body of a human, as well as the lower-body of a sea creature (usually a dolphin) who lives in a waterway (usually the sea) and usually has benign musical enchantment powers, (e.g. the power to bless, heal, guide & protect others, especially sailors by their beautiful singing or playing of music).
'The mermaid sat on the rocks, along the shore gazing at the moon and magically guiding the sailors towards a safe journey by the grace of her beautiful song.'

(Notes: Mermaids aren't to be confused with sirens who only use their musical enchantment powers for evil. Please read my definition of a siren for comparison.

Also, some mermaids have human legs, as well as live and breathe underwater as 'mer-maid' means 'woman from the sea', in old English.

Lastly, there are male merpeople who fit this entire definition, except that they aren't female).
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Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
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Bubbly Mermaid

When they go cock to nipple with a full mouth of cum, then blowing bubbles.
He really liked it when I gave him bubbly mermaids.
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