Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

by big fat tubby January 1, 2023

Manchester Bumming

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.

Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??

by Sexiest John Around #127417538 April 7, 2025

Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn

"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"

by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025

Manchester City

The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it

guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

by Kasprin May 3, 2024

Manchester United

synonym of trash can
has the worst defences
worst place to be

"Oh no were in Manchester United"

by FooballFan March 28, 2022

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022

Manchester

A word Cody from Iowa made up in 2011

Person 1: “I’m gonna punch you in the face”
Person 2: “Manchester”

by JustFactz May 24, 2022