when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include
dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,
beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,
trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes
and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...
dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,
beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,
trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes
and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...
dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition
yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?
haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson
you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!
guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500
other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die
guy: shut up randy moss pwns!
yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?
haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson
you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!
guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500
other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die
guy: shut up randy moss pwns!
by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008
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This may cause the other player to ear rape you with constant profanity as you have made them fail so badly that they look like a fool with their pants on the ground.
This may cause the other player to ear rape you with constant profanity as you have made them fail so badly that they look like a fool with their pants on the ground.
"Hahaha! You have just been Madden Arcaded. How do you feel?"
"I feel like fucking you sideways with a pitchfork. That was bullshit and I bet you can't do it again."
"I feel like fucking you sideways with a pitchfork. That was bullshit and I bet you can't do it again."
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Madden is the perfect friend. If you ever meet a madden you are lucky. She is one of the most energetic people you will ever meet. She has no hesitation when it comes to her DIRTY mind. She will always find a way to bring a smile to your face. She would most likely be bia but her friends are on with that. Madden is sweet and caring however she can be a little violent.she makes the perfect girlfriend.
Madden: Hey bitch where you at
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