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Libertarian

"That guy isn't allowed within 5 miles of a school"
"Why not?"
"He's a libertarian"

"Oh god."
by Heavy Metal Chad February 15, 2021
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libertarian communist

Someone who doesn't understand that libertarianism and communism are two completely opposing ideologies and suffers tremendous amounts of cognitive dissonance.
I'm a libertarian communist, but I don't understand libertarianism or communism... so I'm both.
by KillroyJenkins February 19, 2017
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Libertarian

One of four, and only four, possible political philosophies. The Libertarian believes in both personal and economic freedom.

The liberal, or left-winger, believes in personal freedom.

The conservative, or right-winger, believes in economic freedom.

The interventionist, or tyrant, believes in neither.

Virtually all political figures, and most of the electorate, are currently interventionist. Things will continue to deteriorate as long as this condition exists.

In most cases, there is no significant difference in candidates. The partisan antics involved in recent elections are therefore absurd. They both are on the same side, so to speak.
His libertarian leanings have put him at odds with his statehouse colleagues.
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Libertarian

Someone who is completely dependent on others while being fully convinced of their own independence. They were born on third base and think that means that they hit a triple. Most of them have read Ayn Rand fiction novels and think they are supposed to be living in one. Her fans were called "the society of selfishness".
Most Libertarians I know have trouble defining what they believe in.
by Arizona Mildman May 30, 2018
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Left-Libertarian

A socialist who is in denial and tries to hide his idotic beliefs with a fancy and misleading term.
Left-Libertarians need to come out of the closet.
by Audicola February 16, 2010
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Libertarian

Gary Johnson is a libertarian, he is in custody for the attempt to consume Newt Gingrich, his favorite lunchtime snack.
by lsjfownmc35 August 21, 2012
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Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.
"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.
by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020
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