leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

Leo G

A fucking shitty bitch of a cunt that has no other use except to lick peoples balls. He is a gay dickhead who plays geometry dash in his grandma's basement on his $10, second hand, 1979 iPhone negative 2.

"Have you seen Leo?" "Uhhh... no. I thought that he was a gay cunt." Dave replies. "Oh haha. No... I was talking about Leo the nice one from America. Not the little ball sucker from grade 7: Leo G." "Ohhhhhh... No, I haven't seen him." Dave then says.

by Bigshaq4657 June 7, 2019

Leo-Scam

This is a common name for a small scam around the urban areas of Canada, Sao Paolo, Brazil and certain parts of the Caribbean (namely Jamaica). This is a low level hustle where the scammer puts a lot of effort for a very small reward, usually under $10 or equivalent in goods. Due to the small amounts taken the person (usually a friend or acquaintance) being scammed doesn't even realize they have been fooled until much later.

Coming over to somebody's house and stealing their change/boxer shorts/food etc...."I think I just got leo-scammed"

When leaving a taxi with several friends the scammer will pretend to have a phone call and be unable to contribute to the fare......"Did he just leo-scam me?"

Stealing tips from restaurant tables.

Sneaking into places free of charge but private ie, Hotel swimming pools.

by Svengkle August 25, 2009

leo shepel

a whinny little bitch who likes too annoy people.

hes such a fucking leo shepel

by The smartasss June 7, 2016

leo spot

a lucky parking spot

The leo spot was located close to the entrance of the movie theater.

by MysteryRB April 9, 2010

Leo moon

very nice and cool people who secretly like attention

wow you pose so nice in pictures, you must be a leo moon.

by mn$VV July 31, 2021

Local LEO

LEO is short for "Law Enforcement Officer."

A "local LEO" is a local cop.

("enforcement" is spelled with an "e," not an "i."

"The local LEO was on scene first after the crime was reported."

by ssltrain April 19, 2010