leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 09, 2003

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Leo G

A fucking shitty bitch of a cunt that has no other use except to lick peoples balls. He is a gay dickhead who plays geometry dash in his grandma's basement on his $10, second hand, 1979 iPhone negative 2.

"Have you seen Leo?" "Uhhh... no. I thought that he was a gay cunt." Dave replies. "Oh haha. No... I was talking about Leo the nice one from America. Not the little ball sucker from grade 7: Leo G." "Ohhhhhh... No, I haven't seen him." Dave then says.

by Bigshaq4657 June 07, 2019

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Leo-Scam

This is a common name for a small scam around the urban areas of Canada, Sao Paolo, Brazil and certain parts of the Caribbean (namely Jamaica). This is a low level hustle where the scammer puts a lot of effort for a very small reward, usually under $10 or equivalent in goods. Due to the small amounts taken the person (usually a friend or acquaintance) being scammed doesn't even realize they have been fooled until much later.

Coming over to somebody's house and stealing their change/boxer shorts/food etc...."I think I just got leo-scammed"

When leaving a taxi with several friends the scammer will pretend to have a phone call and be unable to contribute to the fare......"Did he just leo-scam me?"

Stealing tips from restaurant tables.

Sneaking into places free of charge but private ie, Hotel swimming pools.

by Svengkle August 26, 2009

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