Latte

My dog i love latte even though when its winter she has a seizure during the winter and gets really sick but she is okay i love my dog so much

Person: awww whos dog is that and whats her name

Me: that MY dog latte she's very nice pet her.

by MyD0gLa773 July 14, 2021

Latte-mammor

swedish term for rich young moms that hang out in cafés with their expensive branded prams and dress up their babies as small fitting accessories. Everyone else is expected to think that their kids are wonders, and they do not hesitate to breastfeed and change nappies without even leaving the café table.

Oh look, these latte-mammor are entering the cafe. We better leave, it seems like all of their babies are crying.

by faked l.udsry, June 3, 2022

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Latex latte

The frothy creamy substance remaining in a used condom.

I woke up yesterday and brewed a fresh latex latte.

by Grunter69 August 21, 2010

latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen

ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob

by hansomeinit August 13, 2024

orange juice latte

When a girl is sucking your dick you pee in her mouth.

when a girl sucks your dick your pee in her mouth
therefore you gave her an orange juice latte.

by Jswaggz February 22, 2011

Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte

Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"

by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019