Bitch lasagna

Someone who is a mothafuckin hoe and gets on your nerves alot. Perot

I called her a bitch lasagna... I'm grounded now.

by XxxdoubletapxxX February 25, 2020

Lasagna

Another word for Roadkill Pussy

Damn, that chick i hit at the party last night was straight lasagna.

by grandayyfan667 May 18, 2019

bItCh LaSagNA

A medical condition experienced after the over-utilisation of sub-bots.

So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some—

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they're just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajamas
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!

- Pewdiepie, 2018

by Meerkat645 September 1, 2019

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more

i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass

by anonymous February 13, 2023

bitch lasagna

a popular meme song

bitch lasagna bibitch lasagna

by pussay destroyer 6969 May 6, 2019