Dragon Lance

1.) A set of novels for geeks who also play D&D.
2.) An extremely well hung individual.

1.) Look, another dweeb reading Dragon Lance.
2.) I'd love a knight in shing armor but would prefer a man with a Dragon Lance.

by Sven Diesal February 03, 2010

tour de lance

any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they're training for a race.

i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.

by sifelaverr August 06, 2009

Pulling a Lance Stephenson

To blow into someone's ear

Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.

by gordin December 28, 2014

Lance Vance Dance

Created by Lance Vance from GTA: Vice City. The Lance Vance Dance (pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce).

1. The Lance Vance Dance consistes of the video game character shooting out of a helicopter and cussing out people who can't hear him.

2. Your best friend humping your couch.

1. Dude, let's steal a helicopter and do the Lance Vance Dance.

2. "Natalie totally did the Lance Vance Dance on Colleen's couch."

by C-Fo March 26, 2007

lance-a-boil

Rubbing ones penis on a partners body part until you bust a nut.

She was a complete freak and often asked that I lance-a-boil on her.

by Nathan Brazil June 18, 2006

lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls

So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?

by nutsucks September 26, 2009

Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.

1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.

by CHANTAL DID IT August 02, 2005