lamp season

When a girl needs perfect lighting to send an ass pic aka lamp szn. Not too dark but not too light just the perfect lighting.

“It’s always lamp season for shotties”
“Is it lamp season tonight?”
“Can i borrow your lamp for lamp season”

by LostInTheWoods123 January 4, 2020

Lamp Shade

A word used to make hyperboles and used in sarcasm

Is that a handbag your carrying?
No, its a lampshade.

(note the sarcasm)

You are as dull as a lampshade!

by sTaR April 5, 2004

Lava Lamps

The effect given when a female's tights or stockings apply pressure on the skin at random places, which change as she walks, giving a lava lamp effect.

"Wow, look at the lava lamps on her!"

by part-time-bankie February 17, 2010

Lava Lamps

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.

Dammit, that pizza gave me severe Lava Lamps!

by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009

lamp jaw

It's a definition of anything massively un-cool or lacking any ass kicking skills

Kronkor, you kick ass, definately not a lamp-jaw


Hey Britta, you suck, you lamp-jaw

by Kronkor Kronkite August 6, 2004

salt lamp

when someone doesn't wear socks but knows they are doing physical activity for multiple hours of the day.

he forgot to wear socks he's such a fucking salt lamp

by dr. smiski September 21, 2019

Butterfly lamping

A modern day sport usually played the in the early hours after a night on the town with peter pan in neverneverland! Theres never a time or a date set for such events, u just know when its time to go butterfly lamping. Equipment for this sport can vary drastically, the key point here is, more is better, but a good rummage around the kitchen and garage shouldnt see u stuck for protection against the little rascals! But the one downside is tryin to escape the watchful eye of the butterfly keepers!!

(peering through the curtains)
'He looks ridulous!!, Who is he and what is he doin up and dressed like that at this time in the morning?'
"Ah thats just someone whos goin to do some butterfly lamping, It's when you lamp specialist butterfly's for about 14yrs and catch them in a net!"

by theLamper June 12, 2012