black lanyard

a term used when a woman has an ultimately massive bum. these women are often known for trading sex for money

did you hear saharahs got a new job?

yeah I heard it’s smth to do with a “black lanyard”

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

the laney young effect

Aight, so let's kick it off with this wicked tale, fam. Once upon a time, there was this soul-sucking demon named Laney Young. Now, she wasn't your regular demon, nah. She was mad into boys, but every now and then, she'd switch it up and go after women too.

Laney was notorious, man. She didn't just snatch souls, she'd take their ego, well-being, and even their dignity. Ain't nothing left when she was done.

Now, let's talk about this one dude, Travis. He was just another notch on her belt, but after one night with Laney, homie was never the same. He turned all evil, started acting possessed and stuff.

Folks started calling it the 'Laney Young effect'. It was like she left a mark on him, changed him in ways no one could understand. Travis wasn't Travis no more, he was just another victim of Laney Young.

But you know what's really twisted? Even though everyone knew what she was capable of, they still got drawn to her. Like moths to a flame, man. That's the power Laney Young had. It's a cautionary tale, for sure. Always keep your guard up, 'cause you never know when a Laney Young might cross your path.

"Bro, I've been feeling crabby as hell recently"

"Dawg that's just the Laney Young Effect."

by Travzss December 10, 2023

R’lany

The fatest bitch you will ever see in your life.

Did you hear R’lany’s fat ass running!

by Chlogo December 22, 2023

Harry's Lanyard

A way to describe something that keeps getting stolen.
"Harry's Lanyard" has become a meme.

"Harry isn't getting his Lanyard back"
"Harry's Lanyard is on the roof and he ain't getting it back lol"

by Martinlovesfood December 17, 2019