4th of July

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".

German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

July 20

July 20 is the day when your boyfriend has to send you a video of him

Gf: hey you know what day it is?
Bf: what?
Gf: july 20
Bf: oh yeah -sends video of himself doing macarena-

by Hyunk July 19, 2021

July 25

July 25 is national hot fudge sundae day. A day where you hang out with friends or family relaxing with a nice hot fudge sundae on a hot summer day.

Matt: Yo today’s July 25 we gotta go to the ice cream place around the corner!
Mike: I’m down bring all your friends!

by HeyDudetteeeee October 16, 2019

No Poop July

July, the month where you arent allowed to poop.

"damn I failed no poop July"
"failure"

by pee in a bottle July 8, 2020

july 22nd

The fittest, nicest , pengest hoes around. Get urself a july 22nd babi and your all good😎🤭

“bro, the girl ur chatting to was born on july 22nd?”

“yh bro”

“wow she must be peng then”

by ur moms a hœ October 28, 2019

July 28

The person born on this date has the actual biggest dick in the world

Person 1: yo it’s Gabe’s birthday today

Person 2: isn’t it July 28th. That means Gabe has a huge dick

by Da real nigger October 15, 2019

july 13

A person who's born on July 13th is very kind and generous and REALLY sensitive. She doesn't have many friends, but if she does, they're really close to her.

Man: Yo! She's so kind man! She gave me her book to keep!
Girl: I bet she's born on July 13th.

by potterfangirl1307 May 11, 2018