Joker (jared leto)

Hottest Joker to ever exist in the DC universe. Needed more screen time in Suicide Squad , and hopefully will eventually get his own movie.
Unlike the comics, he loves Harley Quinn dearly, and would do anything for her. Their relationship may not be perfect, but we all ship it anyways.

Person A: Have you seen Joker (jared leto) in Suicide Squad?
Person B: Of course! He's so goddamn sexy. I wish he got more than 10 minutes of screen time though...

by asianbbg September 12, 2016

Joner

When someone gets a boner from listening to or thinking about the Jonas brothers.

I was listening to my new jonas brothers cd and I got a huge joner!

by Megzok February 19, 2009

joker

While having sex, the woman says in her most cum hungry voice "go on my face". As his eyes close in euphoria and he busts his nut, she cups it in her hands. As soon as he opens his eyes, she chucks it all over his mouth (to resemble jokers scars) and starts laughing hysterically. When he looks at her all confused and angry, she says "why so serious?", then walks away.
(can also be used for men, but intended for women).

hey man, your dad called me last night, so i went over to his place and i gave him a joker ... hope we're still cool.

by tina karenina October 10, 2008

Lil' Joker

One whom has said something outright vulgar, and one feels the need to lighten the situation
Synonym: kidder, floozie, pornstar, tricker, paller, boozer

"You dont mean that little joker!" usually following a elbow jab

by Cool Kid #81.5 October 15, 2003

joker

someone that is or does something stupid. a mild insult.

"omg! did you see that joker!"

"what you lying for you joker!"

by triky July 28, 2006

Joker

A sexual act when as the male is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds.

I've had sex with many animals, and one time I gave a girl a joker across her butt hole.

by Nay Nay October 12, 2008

Joker Zhu

A stereotypical Asian Nickname. It is most commonly used on disoriented Chinese Students and his popular is Perth and China. Because of this people who are called Joker Zhu are very serious.

Do your Homework, You don't want to be a Joker Zhu
Keep away from him, dont want you to turn into a Joker Zhu

by MasterYiLOL September 24, 2013